The Miracle of Science

So I passed by this place in Goodge street the other day, ok a bit out of my usual London journey. And there were all these chinese athletes milling around.

I am a bit of an Olympics lover, so my interest was piqued, to say the least.

Aren't youse meant to be training for the greater glory of the empire?

Well, they were getting their eyes done at the lasic surgery. Just to be at our best, one of them told me.

OOOh, me too?

So I got my eyes done.

MY GOD it hurt. but i can see now, and im sure im going to win a gold medal somewhere...