Casino Royale

Just got back from the movie picture house in Notting Hill gate where we went to see the new HUBBA HUBBA Daniel Craig as James Bond in Casino Royale. Have to say, it was great and I was on the edge of my seat for most of it, especially the scene where Daniel was semi naked, naked, topless, in bathers.... sigh.

Some observations on the modern era, as seen through the eyes of the Broccoli studio:

1. All african children carry semi automatic weapons
2. All baddies are European and have some form of facial scar
3. Everyone has the latest Sony Errikson mobile phone that plays a tasteful jingle. hahahaha
4. Said phone will connect you straight into the M16 website and get you instant access to GPI with Google pop ups
5. Venice is beautiful
6. You can administer anti venom and defibulate yourself from the front seat of your car and then win 150million in a poker game 10 minutes later
7. With the right coloured slacks and top you can infiltrate the security room of any major hotel and get access to security tapes
8. If you're rich and famous and own a major international airline, you can get a cameo
9. You can buy a tailor made tuxedo without measurements. A womans eye is enough.
10. If you arrive late in the day at any resort hotel, guaranteed that the only room you will get will be a beach suite.

Cynical..? Moi?

I did LOVE this film, however I would have loved it more if Daniel had turned to camera 3 and smiled with a tube of L'oreal active defence in his hand and said "Because I'm worth it!"

mmm you are...

xx